monococ

One set of male genitals. Most notably the penis.
One penis.
One who possesses one set of male genitals.
One who is faithful to one and only one male partner or spouse.
A penis that is 1 inch in length when fully aroused.

A 1 inch penis.
One male chicken.

"That one German techno producer has only one cock."

Heidi: "Patricia has never cheated on her partner. She's a "monococ" as it were."
Tenisha: "LMAO a "MONOCOC"? DaaaYm she loyal though!"

Babu Frik: "I could really go for some 1 inch Anzellan cock right about now!"
Yaka Dang: "Bra that monococ would split you in half sport bra!"
Babu Frik: "hUh Heyyyyy!"
Yaka Dang: ".........."

Judd: "Hey Cleetus do ya still have them twin roosters still?"
Cleetus: "Naw Mullet smushed one of them there roosters flatter than 'ol granma's chest!"
Judd: "Turbskiiis!!!!"

by B. M. Fahrtz March 1, 2025

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MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.

Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.

by YAWA August 23, 2016

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MONOFOCULAR

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance

"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective

by ToxicHolocaust Esq[AME-Aussie] July 7, 2010

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