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MotoCock 

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
MotoCock by YAWA August 23, 2016
Words you can keep
A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.
Shut up and suck my moococken!
Moococken by Frybag November 4, 2010

motococoru 

Motococoru is a tiny, chunky, fluffy, hairy, rodent that can walk on water and lives off of edamamae and turnips
Motococoru is sooooo fabulous!
motococoru by Moto_choy March 31, 2019

motococoru 

A small, chunky, fluffy, hairy rodent that can walk on water and lives off of edamame turnips. . .
Motococoru is just sooooooo fabulous!
motococoru by choy_unagi March 31, 2019

motorcock 

1.) vibrating dildo.

2.) hilarious slang word used to describe a loser/wimp
"John, you're such a motorcock!"
motorcock by Tony ynoT February 20, 2006

MoloCock BlockTail 

A corruption of the word Molotov Cocktail
Noun - A cock block that is unpleasantly rude and unnecessary, often causing the female (or male, that's ok too...) party to be utterly disgusted and relocate away from the cock-blockee. Basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book.
Verb - (-ed)(-ing) - The act of performing a MAJOR cock block on a friend/acquaintance.
Joe: "I was talking to Sally at the party, when all of a sudden, Steve threw a MoloCock BlockTail at me, and told her I still wet the bed."
John: "Well, do you?"
Joe: "Yeah, but that's basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book."
Why are you looking up moocock
Seriously what do think moocock is?
moocock by Bowchikayowyow October 12, 2017
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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