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MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
by YAWA August 23, 2016
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Moococken

A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.
Shut up and suck my moococken!
by Frybag November 4, 2010
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motococoru

Motococoru is a tiny, chunky, fluffy, hairy, rodent that can walk on water and lives off of edamamae and turnips
Motococoru is sooooo fabulous!
by Moto_choy March 31, 2019
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motococoru

A small, chunky, fluffy, hairy rodent that can walk on water and lives off of edamame turnips. . .
Motococoru is just sooooooo fabulous!
by choy_unagi March 31, 2019
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motorcock

1.) vibrating dildo.

2.) hilarious slang word used to describe a loser/wimp
"John, you're such a motorcock!"
by Tony ynoT February 20, 2006
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MoloCock BlockTail

A corruption of the word Molotov Cocktail
Noun - A cock block that is unpleasantly rude and unnecessary, often causing the female (or male, that's ok too...) party to be utterly disgusted and relocate away from the cock-blockee. Basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book.
Verb - (-ed)(-ing) - The act of performing a MAJOR cock block on a friend/acquaintance.
Joe: "I was talking to Sally at the party, when all of a sudden, Steve threw a MoloCock BlockTail at me, and told her I still wet the bed."
John: "Well, do you?"
Joe: "Yeah, but that's basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book."
by goldbond69 March 4, 2015
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moocock

Why are you looking up moocock
Seriously what do think moocock is?
by Bowchikayowyow October 12, 2017
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