monku

(japanese) to complain, bitch, rant

The teacher was all monku when I didn't finish my homework.

by dahulkerman June 30, 2011

monku

a monku is a person who like coffee, cigarettes and the company of sobiatanvir.

hey Monku, come here!

by everso March 17, 2007

monkus

Monkus, coined by TheBlueIsIn123 when his faulty pronunciation of the popular Twitch emote 'monkaS' sounded like he said monkus.

Dude 1: "Yo CJ is gonna miss the train, Big Smoke is not gonna like that"
Dude 2: "monkus"
Dude 1: "Why can't you pronounce 'monkaS' correctly?"

Dude: 2: "Blame my speech impediment"

by TheBlueIsIn123 September 24, 2020

monku

a guy who loves guys and laughs on dick jokes.

monku mothafucka

by monkumothafucka September 20, 2022

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006