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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

Son of a Monkeys Ass 

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you
' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
rocks a monkeys ass by CMorgan April 25, 2006

Flaming Ass Monkeys 

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005

ass monkeys 

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
ass monkeys by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008