monkeys ass
a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
monkeys ass by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Son of a Monkeys Ass
Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"
Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"
Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
Son of a Monkeys Ass by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it
don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
rocks a monkeys ass
Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
rocks a monkeys ass by CMorgan April 25, 2006
Flaming Ass Monkeys
Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005
ass monkeys
A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
ass monkeys by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008
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