monkeyfly

A person with a massive head, red beard, and acts similar to goosemonkey. see goosemonkey

Billy Hayes. That monkeyfly was getting on my nerves by not multi-tasking and ignoring me when I speak.

by Cisco Rey January 9, 2008

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

monkeylicker

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeyclaw

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

monkeylicious

Adjective: Something that is good or cool.

Did you see that flip I just did on the trampoline, it was so monkeylicious.

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009