monkey.woman 

A cool person with great dating advice on TikTok. I aspire to be like them. One time they even saved a cat from a tree, helped an old woman cross the street and even gave me $1000.

Person A: Who's the coolest person?
Person B: monkey.woman ofc

monkey.woman by anonymous June 3, 2021

Monkey Woman 

A woman addicted to heroin, the addiction being a "monkey on her back"

There ain't nothin' in Chicago that a monkey woman can do.

Monkey Woman by alexuto85u690587369085 September 25, 2012

Monkey Woman 

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.

I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.

Monkey Woman by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

monkey woman 

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

monkey woman by Paul March 22, 2005

nigger bitch monkey woman 

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

nigger bitch monkey woman by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman by Adrian November 12, 2004