monkey talk
monkey talk by move zig September 26, 2003
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Talk the hair off a monkey.
Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Talk the hair off a monkey. by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
talk the ass off a brass monkey
talk the ass off a brass monkey by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010
talk a tin ear off a brass monkey
talk a tin ear off a brass monkey by James B. Beam May 27, 2023
lets' talk money
number one inter-cranial question when/while one is getting 'sold' or 'bamboozled' by sales-'person'. price is ALWAYS avoided until they spot the drool hanging from your lips.
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
...and the orgasamatron 500 cuts, slices, dices, takes you off, turns dungs into gold and...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
lets' talk money by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
money doesn’t talk, it swears
A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.
Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”
money doesn’t talk, it swears by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
talking ass monkey
(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
talking ass monkey by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004
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