Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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