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monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.
Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.
monkey bumper by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

bumper nickle arse monkey 

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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