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monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.
Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.
monkey bumper by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

bumper nickle arse monkey 

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.
monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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