Definitions by Shameless75110

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

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