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To manscape yourself to within an inch of your life.
Liam felt a bit hairy lately, and decided it was time for a Moniz.
Liam was told that the only thing that separated him from a chimpanzee was a Moniz.
Moniz by Poostie Malaka April 22, 2017
Words you can keep
When the worst possible thing that could happen, happens at the most inoppurtune time. Ironic.
Guy 1 "Rite after that rock broke my windsheild it started to rain."

Guy2 " Damn man you got Monized."
Moniz by NJMFriend February 1, 2010
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The absolute cutest,sweetest,hottest,thiccest person you’ll ever meet and never fails to keep a smile on your face. Her love is infinite and she doesn’t go a day without proving it.
I love my moniz
Moniz by Monizs mans November 9, 2019

L. Moniz 

An amazing person, human being in general. The most beautiful person in the world. Best singer in the world. Makes everyone around her smile and laugh. Although two people don't say her name like others do, she doesn't really care because she is a chill person.
L. Moniz is the best person in the entire world.
L. Moniz by IDK... NC April 10, 2017

Maureen Moniz 

someone who likes cats , cheers, and eats ice cream.
" damn, man your obsessed with your cat.. like Maureen Moniz is with her cat. "
Maureen Moniz by sexxxx. December 18, 2009

Monidera 

To Make a scene, make an exhibition.
He got Chinese broccoli, when he wanted Canadian broccoli, so he pull a Monidera to get what he wanted.
Monidera by Tootall1990 February 4, 2010

Monica Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
Monica Pinto by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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