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To manscape yourself to within an inch of your life.
Liam felt a bit hairy lately, and decided it was time for a Moniz.
Liam was told that the only thing that separated him from a chimpanzee was a Moniz.
Moniz by Poostie Malaka April 22, 2017
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When the worst possible thing that could happen, happens at the most inoppurtune time. Ironic.
Guy 1 "Rite after that rock broke my windsheild it started to rain."

Guy2 " Damn man you got Monized."
Moniz by NJMFriend February 1, 2010
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The absolute cutest,sweetest,hottest,thiccest person you’ll ever meet and never fails to keep a smile on your face. Her love is infinite and she doesn’t go a day without proving it.
I love my moniz
Moniz by Monizs mans November 9, 2019

L. Moniz 

An amazing person, human being in general. The most beautiful person in the world. Best singer in the world. Makes everyone around her smile and laugh. Although two people don't say her name like others do, she doesn't really care because she is a chill person.
L. Moniz is the best person in the entire world.
L. Moniz by IDK... NC April 10, 2017

Maureen Moniz 

someone who likes cats , cheers, and eats ice cream.
" damn, man your obsessed with your cat.. like Maureen Moniz is with her cat. "
Maureen Moniz by sexxxx. December 18, 2009

Monidera 

To Make a scene, make an exhibition.
He got Chinese broccoli, when he wanted Canadian broccoli, so he pull a Monidera to get what he wanted.
Monidera by Tootall1990 February 4, 2010

Monica Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
Monica Pinto by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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