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zack mongon
Zack Mongon is a type of individual that seeks to find new ways to be a weird but sexy individual. He/she is a beautiful being that sucks at black ops and can't see for shit. He/she is a oddball but really gets the girls in slick ways, generally girls with the name of Eliana will be attracted to him.
zack mongon by Vert70 August 24, 2017
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Mongonto • mongon • mongonese • Mongongeria • zack mongon • Mongo-namous • Mongo • mongol • Mongolia • Mongolian Clusterfuck
Botox-Mongol
Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
War Mongol
War Mongol, a.k.a. botox-Mongol, Vladolf Putler or Vlad the Poisoner etc. - the civilized world has a lot of names for this creep. Vlad is obsessed with restoring Russia to superpower, but it is still and will remain a developing country, yet with a nuclear weapon. This warmonger has begun to believe his own propaganda without talking about propaganda saturated sovoks whose state of mind has always been prone to propakanda and has made them the most ignorant peasants in the world - now this power-hungry prick has attacked against Ukraine to get more Lebensraum.
Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.
General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.
General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
War Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek March 18, 2022
mongolian midway point
mongolian midway point by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014
Mongenas
Used after descriptive words to add emphasis. Created by the class of 2022 at St Xavier HS in Cincinnati.
Mongenas by Mongebus McJohnson February 16, 2022
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