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When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome

"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!

Mong Face by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

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mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

mong face puffer fish by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

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Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

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Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

Mong-Faced by pianotinker August 19, 2009

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twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005

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Mongface

1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.

1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.

Mongface by Dj otzi February 15, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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