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mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher 

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

Mong-Faced 

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.
Mong-Faced by pianotinker August 19, 2009

twat faced mong 

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005

Mongface 

1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.
1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.
Mongface by Dj otzi February 15, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026