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monkey sucker 

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.
Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
monkey sucker by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

Monkey sucker 

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.
Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.
Monkey sucker by Jen299 September 6, 2005

moneyfucker 

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.
Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.
moneyfucker by Fastawake February 24, 2012

Mooneysucker 

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.
"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."
Mooneysucker by juluid May 15, 2021

Moneyfucker Jesus 

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Moneyfucker a bank 

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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