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money phone 

Holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the 'gram.
"Holding money to your ear
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad
money phone by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017
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money phone jerk 

A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.
Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
money phone jerk by SirLemuel October 6, 2018

blue money phone 

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone
1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
blue money phone by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

blue money phone 

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

money on the phone 

When somebody brags about their success and wealth on social media.

The phrase was first coined by Filthy Frank in the song "Hood Rich" in the line "money on the phone, but I'm broke", showing that while he talks big game online, in reality he has no money.
Travis: Ayo you see Chad braggin about how much he pulls in on Twitter?
Brad: Yeah. Kid has money on the phone, but he's broke.
money on the phone by mrpravo June 18, 2018

phone monkey 

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
phone monkey by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007

phone monkey 

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"
phone monkey by Jason K February 5, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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