money hat 

The act of paying somebody a large sum of money in order to gain an unfair advantage over another person or group of people. Originated from the concept of a Videogame Publisher providing Videogame Journalists with hats full of money in order to gain favorable review scores. Also used as a term for stealing away a high-profile Game Developer from another gaming platform. Similar in concept to Selling Out.

"Everybody says the game sucks, but PLAY Magazine gave the Xbox 360 version of Sonic the Hedgehog a 9/10. Sega must have been generous with the money hats."

money hat by TheLostSkeleton August 4, 2007

money hat 

Any overt display of wealth so staggeringly flagrant that the person in question might as well be wearing an actual garment made from actual cash money.

This guy steps out of a classy restaurant wearing high-class threads, a metric ton of gold, and a hired-for-the-night woman on one arm. The tip he laid on the valet weighed the boy's hand down, and when they bring his car around, it turns out to be a monstrous SUV that requires it's own ZIP code.

All in all, the biggest money hat I've seen all week.

money hat by Orb99 May 15, 2006

monkey hat 

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

monkey hat by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006

Monkey Hat 

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

Monkey Hat by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

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moneyhat 

A term used by videogame industry bloggers to describe an exclusivity deal for any major console. Derived from a Penny Arcade strip that was made in response to the exclusivity deal of "Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee."

Capcom must really like the moneyhat that MS is giving them to keep Dead Rising and Lost Planet on the 360.

moneyhat by skyman8081 April 3, 2007

moneyhats 

Obscenely large sums of money.

So, I hear they’re making a new Indiana Jones movie. Why on earth would they do that?

Dude, moneyhats.

moneyhats by Trevis Thomas July 1, 2008