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moneverse 

A funny company located in NineBao, Hangzhou, ZheJiang, China. Usually does nothing real, but earns easy money from some dumbass companies such as L'Oreal, and Nike through licking. Amazing cashflow out of nowhere, and assumed to be laundried in its livestream department. Had its cafe which serves the world's shittiest coffee and snack at unaffordable price, and its boss is pround of it. And hell yes, the world's stinkiest toliets, thanks to L'Oreal women out there.(Whom like to wear furry slippers and earn unmatched salaries almost every single month and still believe that they deserve it.) Regarless of all these, the company still holds a bright future, simply becasue its GM loves to dream bigger!
Humphrey, can you get me some fine coffee machines and message tickets? I'm sure you dont want moneverse to fail, right? πŸ™ƒ

Mom, I found a job in moneverse! β€”β€” Well, you can stop being my son.πŸ™ƒ
moneverse by SSSmon November 17, 2022
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Montverde 

Small town full of old people, small families, kids thinking they live in a ghetto, one traffic light, a world class private school (Montverde Academy), horse trails and over priced convenient stores.
Also is a twisted version of 2 french words- Monte Verde meaning "green mountain'.
You have to go through the back roads to get to Montverde.
Montverde by darkscout March 21, 2009

moveversary

The anniversary of a move.
Last week, Howard celebrated his moveversary to his fabulous west side condo.
Ben is making a party to celebrate his one year moveversary.
moveversary by MikeInDC July 8, 2020

mooniverse 

Adjective - describing the intensity of your feelings for your significant other, letting them know you love them to the moon and back.
Kate: How much do you love me ?
Dave: To the mooniverse and back.

or

You are my mooniverse.
mooniverse by Kitten James August 20, 2009

monstersexual 

Having a humongous lust for sex, and during intercourse acts like a beast. Defines both the way of making love and the will of making love.
Ian at Sthlm, LinnΓ©road, is a hellova monstersexual guy
monstersexual by 4l3x&3r January 11, 2005

Memeverse 

The universe is made only of memes, we exist to be the memes we truly desire, we are da memes. Life is a struggle to be the dankest.
Its pretty cool being in the Memeverse
Memeverse by wooohhhh August 17, 2016

moniversary 

When couples celebrate each month they have been together because they have not been together long enough to celebrate a real anniversary. A ritual annoying to some.
"Happy 3 month moniversary, Joe! Only nine more months until our one year anniversary."

"Uh, gee, thanks. Was I supposed to get you a card or something?"
moniversary by FGCUmomz July 28, 2009