Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have
sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll
probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew
I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.