Mochiblast Share definition Flag a name used when someone sucks at driving. Ted: FUUUUCKKK I RAMMED THE CAR INTO THE WALL AGAIN! Fred: Must be a Mochiblast. Mochiblast by ilovemyn April 14, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Mochiblast mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch