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When a really disgustingly annoying buff guy from across the given area is undressing you with his eyes. Please note that this "moncher" will never actually come up and talk to you, he will just stare and creep you out... also, he will tell his buddies how hard he wants to do you.

"Oh my god, seriously? That dude is a total monch! Lets get out of here before he can point us out!"
"Yeah totally. I'm tired of being monched on."

monched by sheebeee July 19, 2012

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Monched

Broken, destroyed by crushing or grinding.

I pulled apart the wheel that was wobbling and the bearings were totally monched.

Monched by knifenut89 April 6, 2021

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Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

Mooched by louiseharp July 31, 2017

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munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

munched on that beaver by woeisme May 27, 2006

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monchele

the totally awesome real life pairing of lea michele and cory monteith, who play rachel berry and finn hudson, respectfully, on the tv show "glee." although they are not actually dating, there is a large number of people who believe that they were previously involved with each other or are secretly together at the moment.

person one: dude do you ship monchele?
person two: totally! they have so much chemistry it's insane! they be bonin' it in their trailers!

monchele by jekim. December 12, 2010

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Mancheddar Delight

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.

"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."

Mancheddar Delight by TheRagingMonkey August 25, 2006

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MonChevy

MonChevy is the ship name of a slash pairing from the T.V. show "Versailles" between The Chevalier de Loraine and Philippe I

"MonChevy is my OTP.."

MonChevy by A Cake With Eyeballs October 18, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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