monchair
monchair by alphaboy... June 10, 2022
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manchair
A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
manchair by mahatmagrande September 22, 2008
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
sans sheriff
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022