A celebration of all things manly. Typically held the Sunday before Thanksgiving starting at 1 o’clock Eastern time coinciding with kick off. The day involves a selection of smoked and grilled meats, deep fried Turkey, beer and other refreshments.
When Morbius himself morbs the thanksgiving turkey, making the holiday a certified Morbsgiving. During this alternate version of Thanksgiving, you are not allowed to give thanks to family/friends, only to Morbius. Everything must be Morbius themed. Morbius also has permission to enter your home at any point during this holiday and morb anything he wants. Don't mess with him or he'll morb you too.
Shit bro, Morbius fuckin' morbed all of our food on Morbsgiving. Please fucking help he won't leave us alone!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU WATCH O-
A feast day after Thanksgiving when all the boys hang out deep fry a turkey, get wasted, and watch football and mma fights. A blow job girl is also prefered.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).