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mom sandwich

a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating
Jan: Mmm, I sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!

Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.
by floaster August 28, 2009
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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
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