2 definitions by floaster
a sandwich made with the bread no one wants, (i.e. the ends of the loaf, using two different kinds of bread,) which mom usually gets stuck eating
Jan: Mmm, I sure am enjoying this grilled chicken and pesto on ciabatta!
Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.
Sue: Just wait until you have kids... then you'll be stuck with mom sandwiches like me.
by floaster August 28, 2009
1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
by floaster July 4, 2009