mom rock

A genre of rock music that appeals to thirty- and forty-something caucasian women, many of whom have children. Examples include Bon Jovi, Nickelback, and Los Lonely Boys.

Bon Jovi is the epitome of mom rock. My friend's mom loves 'em!

mom rock by leo3375 July 24, 2007

Mom Rock

On June 25, 2004 The Wall Street Journal announced "There's a new wave of garage bands featuring Mom on guitar, Mom on drums and, on lead vocals....Mom." These suburban hausfraus kick out the jams to tunes like “Take Out the Trash”. The moms play so loud, they can’t hear their kids dialing the runaway hotline.

This genre of music is commonly referred to as "Mom Rock". Examples include The Mydols, Housewives on Prozac and Hormone Replacement Therapy.

Mom Rock by rock star mommy August 6, 2007

mom rock

The maternal equivalent of dad rock. These are the female singer-songwriters your father never grew fond of as well as the heart-throbs of your mother's youth. Includes any album made before you were born that requires a vagina to fully appreciate.

You: I looked through mum's old vinyl collection for some rare Beatles LPs, but all I found were these late-80s Bob Dylan records!

Dad: That's mom rock for ya, son.

mom rock by Ninja3377 November 8, 2011

mom rocket 

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

mom rocket by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

mom rockers 

Rock bands populated by mothers who are either 1.) trying to recapture their youth 2.)a novelty act or 3.) political as hell and trying to overthrow the fucked up system we live in.

Those aren't riot grrrrlz, those are mom rockers!

mom rockers by PlacentaMom February 25, 2006

Rockys mom

The hottest woman to ever walk the face of the earth. Curves like Lola bunny, laugh like a train horn. Her ass is so big I drown like the 1,517 people on the titanic. Her breath might stink but she got dat ushy gushy pussy we all love to take turns on.

Will: Hey guys wanna hangout?
Jack: Only is Rockys mom is there.
Rocky: Aw common man. Not again.

Rockys mom by LogzFootballs February 24, 2022

Rocker Mom 

Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".

Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.

Rocker Mom by the JE55 October 24, 2008