mom-off 

Its like a complete turn off.

But, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases "GO TO BED".

Before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at porn.

You will lose your boner and feel tired and shitfaced.

Chris is jacking off at porn with his friend Jack.

Chris's mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.

Jack whispers, "What a mom-off."

Chris replies, "Yeah."

mom-off by urbancruiser May 2, 2010

pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

pissed off mom by Razor1126 June 14, 2017

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly

Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."

offshore mom by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009

Office mom 

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

Office mom by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

momoffee 

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee

Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.

momoffee by ADHDMom December 29, 2017