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Mom call 

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.
Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.
Mom call by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015
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Mom call 

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
Mom call by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Call Mom 

When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.
Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.

Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*
Call Mom by bongreep November 13, 2011

call my mom 

v. get someone in trouble.
Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"
call my mom by Jules P. December 28, 2007

Call my mom 

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
Call my mom by asdf91 February 20, 2010

Call Your Teacher "Mom" 

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

your mom called 

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.
Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
your mom called by Phalanxx January 6, 2010
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