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Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"
by Jules P. November 28, 2007
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An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
by asdf91 February 20, 2010
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