Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Figure.10

Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

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Ugly Baby

A poor little baby who is ugly as fuck.

Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"

Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."

*both back away slowly*

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

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So-so Cal

Southern California.

It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.

Could be worse.

fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"

Figure.10: "damn"

fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"

Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."

by Figure.10 July 10, 2009

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Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.

A fun way to decorate your room.

I spent the change left over from clothes shopping on gel clings

by Figure.10 May 18, 2009

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Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.

~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."

by Figure.10 May 26, 2009

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