Figure.10's definitions
A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
Get the Hair Fetishmug. A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."
Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
Get the Tie Fetishmug. Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.
They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.
Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.
Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"
Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
by Figure.10 June 23, 2009
Get the Teen Moviesmug. by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
Get the Boner battermug. Two definitions:
1- Rape of sexual assault.
2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Rape of sexual assault.
2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.
2-
Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*
You: "la la la.."
Figure.10: *launches!*
You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"
Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
2-
Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*
You: "la la la.."
Figure.10: *launches!*
You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"
Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
Get the Molestationmug. Southern California.
It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.
Could be worse.
It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.
Could be worse.
fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"
Figure.10: "damn"
fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"
Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
Figure.10: "damn"
fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"
Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
by Figure.10 July 10, 2009
Get the So-so Calmug. Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"
Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."
*both back away slowly*
Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."
*both back away slowly*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
Get the Ugly Babymug.