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Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.
After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.
mojees by frank June 21, 2004
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What a black maid says to her boss when serving a second round of tea
Scuze me Mr. Jackson, moteesa
moteesa by The Phantom strikes June 12, 2003
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A really cool dude
He's so mojeeb
mojeeb by Mujifuji December 31, 2016

Moneesha 

A very beautiful and pretty girl who is cute and quite shy and goes crazy when it comes to memes. She's pretty psycho.

She has the ability to explain things in weird ways such that none would know whether she is being sarcastic or not.

Very easy - going and can be funny around friends, however she may daydream and be lazy at times.

A Moneesha is extroverted most of the time, but at times she may be quiet and reserved.

She has good friend personality traits such as..
- kindness
- honesty
- loyalty
- encouraging
Is that Moneesha? She's quite weird..
Moneesha by Try_it240 November 25, 2018

moteesah 

Would you like more tea sir?
y'aunt moteesah?
moteesah by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
A fat streamer who mainly plays 2K and is not good at anything he does
mojetss by wutOMGwut August 13, 2019
Slang name used in Eastern England For Marjuana or "Weed"
originating for marujuana without sounding as "lame"
"man i need to get me a majeesy on the go"
or
"yo duuude pass the majeesy"
Majeesy by Pothead 42 February 25, 2009
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