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Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.
After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.
mojees by frank June 21, 2004
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What a black maid says to her boss when serving a second round of tea
Scuze me Mr. Jackson, moteesa
moteesa by The Phantom strikes June 12, 2003
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He's so mojeeb
mojeeb by Mujifuji December 31, 2016

Moneesha 

A very beautiful and pretty girl who is cute and quite shy and goes crazy when it comes to memes. She's pretty psycho.

She has the ability to explain things in weird ways such that none would know whether she is being sarcastic or not.

Very easy - going and can be funny around friends, however she may daydream and be lazy at times.

A Moneesha is extroverted most of the time, but at times she may be quiet and reserved.

She has good friend personality traits such as..
- kindness
- honesty
- loyalty
- encouraging
Is that Moneesha? She's quite weird..
Moneesha by Try_it240 November 25, 2018

moteesah 

Would you like more tea sir?
y'aunt moteesah?
moteesah by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
A fat streamer who mainly plays 2K and is not good at anything he does
mojetss by wutOMGwut August 13, 2019
Slang name used in Eastern England For Marjuana or "Weed"
originating for marujuana without sounding as "lame"
"man i need to get me a majeesy on the go"
or
"yo duuude pass the majeesy"
Majeesy by Pothead 42 February 25, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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