Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

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King mojek

King Mojekwu(King Mojek) was a legendary Biafran leader who according to Biafran histories led the defence of Biafran against Evil Tyrant in the late 13th and early 14th centuries. According to Biafran Legend it is said that in the greatest need of Biafran King Mojek will rise Again

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mojeed

mojeed is a very hot and fine that girls always chase

you are a mojeed

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weeker majeeker

adjective meaning fuckin class! Usually used by those known as spides

Fuck me mucker those fila shoes are weeker majeeker!

weeker majeeker by Swad October 10, 2003

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mojeykov

Mojeykov is the worlds most famous cheese seller. He is known for having cheese factories on different planets, he also has 4 wives - Marin Dimitrov, Edi Halili, Ashkun Ali and The Midnight Vladi. He is also the ruler of the Cheese Dimension. His cheese factories have earned him more than 16 Billion Robux and more than 100 Trillion V-Bucks. His biggest enemy is the famous organisation - “Oligofreni”.

Girl: “Who is that?”
Boy: “That’s Mojeykov! I sure wanna kiss him..”

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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