13 definitions by Mike Oxlong

The meatman...aka Andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman
THat guy is a fucking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. A very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer
by Mike Oxlong November 18, 2004
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Would you like more tea sir?
y'aunt moteesah?
by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
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jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!
yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!
by Mike Oxlong April 19, 2004
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1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages
1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."
by Mike Oxlong June 20, 2004
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about to whup your ass....
It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!
by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
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a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!
i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie
by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003
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former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name
He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.
by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003
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