13 definitions by Mike Oxlong

about to whup your ass....
It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!
by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003
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Charva is the romany (gypsy) word for unruly youth. Why it originates in Newcastle when there is next to no gypsies is beyond me. In my part of the north-east (Darlington) the word charva refers to gypsies as that is the correct meaning. The little tossers from Newcastle are just wannabe gypsies (fuck knows why) hence the use of the word charva to describe themselves.
Real charvas wear real burberry caps and rockports as they can afford the flash gear because they (somehow) make lots of money unlike the little wannabe rentas.
"charva kekka rokka" <---real charva talk not no imitation shit from the wannabes
by Mike Oxlong February 28, 2004
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1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages
1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."
by Mike Oxlong June 20, 2004
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A substitution for the suffix "-ck". eg, wordhax0r/word, wordfux0r/word, wordchix0r/word, wordsux0r/word.

When using the x0r construct, the "-er" suffix becomes superfluous. Hence, "wordhacker/word" does not become hax0rer; rather, the terminal -er is dropped.
d00d, if i was a better hax0r, that chix0r would sux0r my dix0r.
by Mike Oxlong June 17, 2003
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jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!
yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!
by Mike Oxlong April 19, 2004
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A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
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Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed
"She was very eager to join my Bukake"
by Mike Oxlong June 20, 2004
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