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A super attractive and loving guy with brown eyes. Super funny and super caring. Sometimes he can get a little risky...
That one boy over there is super mojank.
mojank by SpicyCurry101 June 27, 2015
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A word used to refer to the questionable programming practices within Minecraft's decompiled source code, often followed up with examples of the weird code.
user1: bro what is this mojank, why are some blocks registered like this:
Block block = (new BlockSomething().setHardness(0.8F).setTranslationKey("somethingBlock");

registerBlock(69, "something_block", block);
and others are registered like this:
registerBlock(420, "otherthing_block", new BlockOtherthing()).setSoundType(SoundType.STONE).setHardness(1.0F).setTranslationKey("otherthingBlock");
user2: idk man, don't question the mojank
Mojank by Littlecat456 October 13, 2023
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Sista with a large coochie strutin her shit to the brothers
Yo Otis you see that Mohanky flashing her coochie,Damn my shit is in the breeze,I love to slap fat with her
mohanky by Jimmy Jam 24u April 20, 2007
Mojan is a persian name, she's hot,loves to do crazy things with her friends. She's nice and caring at times, she can be mean when she wants to be.But at times she's very loving and a great friend. She's also athletic and out going even though it might not seem like it. She loves her friends through thick and thin and she will be there for them no matter what.
mojan by 1353nikki2333 December 15, 2013
Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.
That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.
Mojack by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007
Most best known as the company that created the popular game, Minecraft.
Gamer 1: Dammit!

Gamer 2: What happened?

Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?
Mojang by Creeperssuck5150 April 27, 2012

'Pulling a Mojang' 

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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