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moistballer 

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏
"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"
moistballer by NYFan930 December 6, 2016
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A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.
Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!
moistback by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007
A second or third generation mexican. Someone who was dried up but is still a dirty frijolero nonetheless.
Joe: I heard your daughter got knocked up by a wetback.
Steve: No, his parents were the wetbacks, he's a moistback.
Joe: So this one doesn't pick tomatoes?
Steve: No, he does drive-by's.
moistback by J666 November 10, 2008
A person that is 1/2 or 1/4 Mexican
Guy 1: I’m not full Mexican so I can’t be a wetback
Guy 2: so your not fully wet
Guy 1: no I’m like moist
Guy 2: so a moistback
Moistback by Alyisdmb69420 April 18, 2023