moist bowelette
moist bowelette by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021
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moist towelette
guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"
guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
moist towelette by MrT1ki July 10, 2007
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Moist Towelette
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
cunt moist towelette
Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt
cunt moist towelette by ELrod March 26, 2007
moist towelette
moist towelette by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021
the moist towelette
A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.
Bobby: Hey Lance
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
the moist towelette by WordGod99 January 2, 2015
Moist Towelette
Moist Towelette by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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