moist bowelette 

A small, wet, poo usually on accident.

We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.

moist bowelette by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021

moist towelette 

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

moist towelette by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moist Towelette 

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

cunt moist towelette 

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

cunt moist towelette by ELrod March 26, 2007

moist towelette 

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

moist towelette by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

the moist towelette by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

Moist Towelette 

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

Moist Towelette by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017