Moffeit 

Moffeits are generally nice people and are usually Virgo’s.They strive to be recognized while not seeking attention. Moffeits are strong and independent and will only rely on certain people. They hate lies but also lie for themselves. If you get on their bad side, well... good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the new girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, we better be careful, her last name’s Moffeit!

Moffeit by cloudy_the_wxlf May 29, 2021

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

moffit by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

Moffitt

A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.

That Moffitt is a tricky person to figure out. But really loyal.

Moffitt by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

moffit by Mark Echo January 27, 2010

Joe Moffett 

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Ronan Moffet 

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

Ronan Moffet by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021