1 definition by Vfa-83 LINE
A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
by Vfa-83 LINE November 2, 2008