an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.
by 83lineshack October 28, 2008
A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
by Vfa-83 LINE November 2, 2008
The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.
by Duke Master October 11, 2010