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Steven Moffat
Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!
Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012
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Moffat
The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012
dirty moffatt
When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008
Moffat
Moffat by the bad wolf May 15, 2013
Steven Moffat
Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.
Steven Moffat by TheNerp June 24, 2016
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