moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

moff diver by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

Muffdiver 

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffdiver 

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

muffdiver by wulf February 15, 2003

collegiate muffdiver 

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

collegiate muffdiver by C. T. May May 11, 2010

muffdiver 

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

muffdiver by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffdiver 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

muffdiver by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005

muffdiver 

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

muffdiver by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006