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You're such a mohog, John: why are you going to that lecture?
Mohog by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.
mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008
The Texas Hold'em starting hand of 8-3.
Wow, you folded mohog preflop?? What a noob.
mohog by Dan Devereaux December 1, 2005

moshography 

the art, practice, or occupation of taking and printing photographs pertaining to music and bands, live and promotional. Mostly referring to rock, metal, and hardcore genres.
Friend 1: "I would love to be that guy right by the stage taking photos of the bands performing."

Friend 2: "Get good a photography and become a moshographer."

Friend 1: "I'll have to look up Moshography 101 at my college."
moshography by Moshographer April 17, 2011

mohogany canoe 

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
mohogany canoe by zach cristler August 23, 2007

mexican mohogany 

Rather than a luxary hardwod, mexican mohagany is recycled plywood from concrete forms used to build California freeways. Also, other types of wood left over from other concrete forms, such as sidewalks.
He built an exquisite table for his mama using mexican mohogany
mexican mohogany by hungblueyes January 3, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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