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Mohogany 

Mohogany, a smart intelligent, sweet, and beautiful woman! But dont get on her bad side! Shes some what crazy. But besides shes a very good sweet girlfriend! And will make your heart melt for her amazing looks!
Mom I got me a mohogany!
Mohogany by Udddddddddddd January 20, 2022
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mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.
mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohogany canoe 

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
mohogany canoe by zach cristler August 23, 2007

mexican mohogany 

Rather than a luxary hardwod, mexican mohagany is recycled plywood from concrete forms used to build California freeways. Also, other types of wood left over from other concrete forms, such as sidewalks.
He built an exquisite table for his mama using mexican mohogany
mexican mohogany by hungblueyes January 3, 2010

napkin mohogany 

also abbreivated as n.m

maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally
"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"
napkin mohogany by airle starow June 20, 2009

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Mahogany Doors by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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