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An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
Related Words

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

moisting 

This is such good porn i am moisting
moisting by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

Modestin 

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.
Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.
Modestin by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023
The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004

moistinestness 

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.