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An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
Related Words

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

moisting 

When you are currently getting moist
This is such good porn i am moisting
moisting by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

Modestin 

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.
Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.
Modestin by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023
The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004

moistinestness 

SUPER moist and gushy in one word
Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.