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Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

modestina 

Modestina is the coolest girl you will meet. Although she has dated many people she is still the most loyal and smart person ever. You can call her Tina though. It makes her feel powerful. You always want a Modestina in your life.
Oh Tina yeah did you know her name was Modestina?!?!

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

molesting the monkey 

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

role-molesting 

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.
Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.