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Modestin 

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.
Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.
Modestin by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023

Modestyahoo 

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.
That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.
Modestyahoo by jasonace October 19, 2011

molestimate 

Do estimate how many one has molested.
The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.
molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Molestia 

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her
molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.
Molestia by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

molestigate 

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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