mobjack 

1. While fucking a girl and about to climax you stick your dick in a donut making it a cream filled donut; then the girl eats the donut.
2. jackoff and right before climaxing stick your dick in a boston creme donut making it cum filled; bring in donuts to school that next day and give the teacher your donut.

Yo during morning head I made her a mobjack for breakfast.

mobjack by Thatkidwhowouldthinkofthatshit July 25, 2012

Mojack 

Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.

That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.

Mojack by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007

Moback 

Moback is that type of person to overuse the "Red B" emoji and also a person whom is very weak, He is often bad at games and usually clueless and most of the time a unresponsive person (Antisocial).

Guy 1: "Hey you didn't get my last few messages are you there bro?.."
Moback: *Checks message and leaves it*

Guy 2": "C'mon man and know you're there it says you're online"
Moback: ".... gtg"

Moback by JahJayDog June 9, 2018

momjacked 

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

momjacked by polga October 27, 2010

Mojack 

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.

Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.

Mojack by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006

mojacklet 

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

mojacklet by jj January 21, 2005

mojack 

n. A term used for someone who is being an extremely whiny poopyhead.
v. Rude, shitty, low; messed up.

1. (n.) "Dude, stop being such a mojack."

2. (v.) Tim: "I heard what Cindy did to you last week...that is so mojack."
Suzie: "Yeah. UNBELIEVABLY mojack."

mojack by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008