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mobjack

1. While fucking a girl and about to climax you stick your dick in a donut making it a cream filled donut; then the girl eats the donut.
2. jackoff and right before climaxing stick your dick in a boston creme donut making it cum filled; bring in donuts to school that next day and give the teacher your donut.
Yo during morning head I made her a mobjack for breakfast.
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Mojack

Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.
That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.
by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007
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Moback

Moback is that type of person to overuse the "Red B" emoji and also a person whom is very weak, He is often bad at games and usually clueless and most of the time a unresponsive person (Antisocial).
Guy 1: "Hey you didn't get my last few messages are you there bro?.."
Moback: *Checks message and leaves it*

Guy 2": "C'mon man and know you're there it says you're online"
Moback: ".... gtg"
by JahJayDog June 9, 2018
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momjacked

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online
i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.
by polga October 27, 2010
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Mojack

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.
Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.
by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006
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mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet
at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"
by jj January 21, 2005
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mojack

n. A term used for someone who is being an extremely whiny poopyhead.
v. Rude, shitty, low; messed up.
1. (n.) "Dude, stop being such a mojack."

2. (v.) Tim: "I heard what Cindy did to you last week...that is so mojack."
Suzie: "Yeah. UNBELIEVABLY mojack."
by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008
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