mobileboy 

A piece of shit that plays on his mobile every day and he's addicted to it
so he steal money from his parents while they have sex
and play his games.

"jesus mobileboy stop playing!!!"
"mobileboy come on lets go in school"
"oh god mobileboy school time"
"mobileboy go away I want to play now"

mobileboy by Anonymous Fan hacker January 10, 2017

Mobilehoma

A land in the central United States, formerly occupied predominantly by Native Americans, which was stolen from the native peoples by inbred land thieves in covered wagons who are forced to live in those wagons and other “homes” on wheels due to their inabilities to read, write or perform other activities essential to maintaining employment; the current occupants of the stolen land are best known for their extreme meth use, drug and incest-related birth defects, and sudden outbursts of the phrase, “Boomer Sooner (pronounced thooner due to tooth shortages).”

The inbreds from Mobilehoma are coming down to Dallas again for their annual invasion of the Texas State Fair.

Because of the shortage of football players in Mobilehoma, their state university is forced to recruit players from Texas, the far superior state to the south.

Mobilehoma by LittlePhilly October 2, 2018

Mobilebate 

The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.

Hi Jake, it's Chris..." "Hey man, how's it goin?" "Good, you've just been mobilebated...

Mobilebate by capnwalnuts June 1, 2011

Mobiley 

The act of achieving something through your phone, or lack thereof.

God damn Preda pigs! >.< They are COMING. Sorry my Fb IM wont let me answer mobiley!

Mobiley by DimebagDarrel February 23, 2011

mobilebomber64 

A random kid you found on Xbox be careful he seems weird I think he will kill you he has a bomb for God’s sake

Mobilebomber64 just kicked my ass in overwatcg with a reaper ult

mobilebomber64 by The kid who owns the account February 12, 2018

moleboy 

1. a dude which has the face of a mole thats why he is a moleboy
2. a dude which got 2 left hands in the shape of mole hands
3. a dude which is very dwaas
4. see also dwaas fool
5. person that so ugly he has to live under the ground
6. person that's hanging above your screen on random events

wtf look that moleboy he cant handle his noobiness

moleboy by lolzornot February 25, 2008

mobilebomb 

A mobile spinoff of the Jägerbomb, a mobile bomb is created by emptying 1/3 to 1/2 of a Rockstar energy drink and filling the can with Jägermeister. The end result is a mobile bomb, able to be sipped or chugged per the drinker's desire.

Great for cities that allow drinking outside of bars (Las Vegas, for example) and for taking to parties.

The mobilebomb is usually saluted before drinking by exclaiming "Mobilebombs!" in a cheerful tone, unless of course the drinking party wishes to keep the fact that they're consuming alcohol undercover...

"Luis took the mobilebomb to the party and got so sloshed he started peddling stripclub cards on the streets."

mobilebomb by Aguirrrrrreeee October 9, 2008