Mobilehoma

A land in the central United States, formerly occupied predominantly by Native Americans, which was stolen from the native peoples by inbred land thieves in covered wagons who are forced to live in those wagons and other “homes” on wheels due to their inabilities to read, write or perform other activities essential to maintaining employment; the current occupants of the stolen land are best known for their extreme meth use, drug and incest-related birth defects, and sudden outbursts of the phrase, “Boomer Sooner (pronounced thooner due to tooth shortages).”

The inbreds from Mobilehoma are coming down to Dallas again for their annual invasion of the Texas State Fair.

Because of the shortage of football players in Mobilehoma, their state university is forced to recruit players from Texas, the far superior state to the south.

Mobilehoma by LittlePhilly October 2, 2018

mobilebomber64 

A random kid you found on Xbox be careful he seems weird I think he will kill you he has a bomb for God’s sake

Mobilebomber64 just kicked my ass in overwatcg with a reaper ult

mobilebomber64 by The kid who owns the account February 12, 2018

mobilebomb 

A mobile spinoff of the Jägerbomb, a mobile bomb is created by emptying 1/3 to 1/2 of a Rockstar energy drink and filling the can with Jägermeister. The end result is a mobile bomb, able to be sipped or chugged per the drinker's desire.

Great for cities that allow drinking outside of bars (Las Vegas, for example) and for taking to parties.

The mobilebomb is usually saluted before drinking by exclaiming "Mobilebombs!" in a cheerful tone, unless of course the drinking party wishes to keep the fact that they're consuming alcohol undercover...

"Luis took the mobilebomb to the party and got so sloshed he started peddling stripclub cards on the streets."

mobilebomb by Aguirrrrrreeee October 9, 2008