moapse

To 'moapse' means to be miserable, and to appear to be so. Very common word used in mid-Cheshire, UK, by most people, so probably heard in surrounding districts. Since I've never actually seen the word in print, it could be spelt in a variety of ways . .

John, stop moapsing about and wash these dishes! And don't moapse !

by blokeyblokey August 17, 2012

Mapsexual

a "Sexuality" for pedos that are attracted to minors that isn't and never will be accepted in the LGBTQ+ community
and no i don't support this shit

Person 1: Do you support mapsexual?

Person 2: Fuck no i'm not a pedo

by StarCloud February 3, 2021

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile

A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo

by jruam2 January 6, 2022

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Mapsexual

The sexuality used for sexual attraction of minors. This is often referred to as Pedophilia and is NOT valid or.. legal

Minor: I love life!
Person: let me touch you
Minor: dear god its a mapsexual

by AidenAnimates June 1, 2022

Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn

Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.

by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017