mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.

I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep

by squapstars+ October 17, 2011

mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".

That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.

by biggie sf December 9, 2009

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009